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media player shuffle [25 Jan 2007|11:21am]
[ mood | steph-a-licious ]

Media Player Shuffle Game

Only 3 Easy Steps:
1. Open Media Player.
2. Select Shuffle
3. Pick a lyric from the first 20 songs and see who can guess what it is!

1. One for the demon, two for the son, Father please forgive me while I drink this rum.
2. So take another toke, have a blow for your nose, one more drink fool will drown you
3. So with the slow graceful flow Of age I went forth with an age old Desire to please
4. I'm sitting here in my dream chair, without mary and I don't care
5. How my heart is now wondering no mystery cant tell He's left me no warning, no words of farewell.
6. So you can wipe off the grin, I know where youve been Its all been a pack of lies
7. I know you wonder why I'm so cool don't ask me just do what you do
8. Its gonna take a lot to drag me away from you Theres nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
9. The difference between a hooker and a ho ain't nothin' but a fee
10. I'd search myself, I want you to find me. I forget myself, I want you to remind me
11. What full lips you have, they're sure to lure someone bad
12. In the darkest hole You'd be well advised Not to plan my funeral before the Body Dies
13. How can u just leave me standing? Alone in a world that's so cold?
14. Apparation of a poltergeist, blessed with a heart but its cold as ice and broken twice
15. Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe and I get more ass than a toilet seat
16. You keep lyin when you ought to be truthin you keep losin when you ough to not bet
17. Every single thing that you never wanna see, add it all together and you got me
18. Oh I love your big brown eyes and the way you shake yo thighs
19. Now I'm fresh dressed like a million bucks, threw on my white socks with my all blue chucks
20. I told her that I was fop with chicks, I've been this way since 1956

I'll be screening comments. No cheatin up in this bitch.

8 ninjas | Damn I Wish I Could Be a Ninja

You know you're a new mom when.... [06 Apr 2006|10:42pm]
[ mood | tired ]

You know you're a new mom when..

After laying your child down for a nap, you spend 10 minutes hovered over her just to watch her breathe.
You are very causious while your baby is asleep, afriad that every chew or swallow you make will wake her into a screaming fit.
All of your subscriptions to Cosmopolitan, Glamour and Allure subscriptions have been replaced by subscriptions to Parents, Parenting and American Baby.
You've mastered the ability to pee, shower, shave, brush teeth, comb hair, and get dressed in 15 minutes.
You can strike up a conversation with a total stranger just as long as you both have babies with you.
Instead of talking to your best friend about what you guys are doing on Friday night, you find yourself talking about her son's penis infection and your daughter's pooping habits.
The aroma in your bedroom has gone from the combination of weed and body spray to baby powder and baby's dirty diapers.
You are convinced that your baby is cuter than any baby you come across on the street or in a magazine.
You are able to talk on the phone, eat dinner, rock your baby in her bouncy chair, and fold laundry all while kicking your mom's ass in answering todays Jeopardy questions correctly.
You cry harder than your baby does whenever she gets a shot.

I'll come up with more later..

13 ninjas | Damn I Wish I Could Be a Ninja

%&@*(#$%@ [03 Jul 2005|01:32pm]
[ mood | content ]

From this point on, if I do not show up on your "friend of" list, please delete me.

13 ninjas | Damn I Wish I Could Be a Ninja

Friends Only [20 Sep 2004|09:08am]
[ mood | creative ]

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Why must people irritate me? It ruins it for everyone. [27 May 2004|10:08am]
[ mood | irritated ]

Well it lasted a few months maybe..but now this journal has become.


Comment to be added.

If you are commenting about my metal_heads community..then just stop right now.

And one more thing..Everyone should go pick up Twiztid's Cryptic Collection 3...its the shit.

31 ninjas | Damn I Wish I Could Be a Ninja

Brought to you by fearxofxdying [20 May 2004|10:25pm]
[ mood | high ]

I want anyone and everyone who reads this to post in here something they would LIKE to do with me SOMEDAY.

Then post this in your journal to find out what I want to do with you.(you don't have too)

22 ninjas | Damn I Wish I Could Be a Ninja

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